Friday, January 29, 2010
Snoop Dogg and Soulja Boy Make a Horrible Song and put it on Film Pronto !
WATCH THE FIRST 4 MINUTES OF SEASON 6 OF LOST
THE SPOILER BEAR WARNS YOU!This video will be removed soon, so watch it while you can !
Thanks to Hernandez for the link and news !
Thursday, January 28, 2010
HIP HOP BEEF IN 2010 ! Pockets on The Floor.... Is Pants on The Ground a Plagery ?
"Ain't No Way A Man's Crotch Can Be That Low !"
After listening to both songs back to back I must repeat, the songs are similar but different, different enough to call the plagery claim false.... although I think I'm feeling "pockets on the floor" more since it's not accapella, lasts more than 2 minutes, has cool and dated editing effects and the old guy in this one is wearing a super neato 1992 old black man suit. My dad has one of those, but he wouldn't dare wear it today.. especially not with his pants to the floor !
Source: Yahoo!
No More Heroes 2 Just made me feel DIRTY.
Ludacris- How Low Video Now with 0% Shawnna !
Then again, I do have to applaud the director for developing a concept that wasn't JUST girls twerking, considering the content of the song.. I mean it is called "How Low" and it is just essentially a song telling girls to shake it all the way down to the floor...not a lot you can do with that unless you think really far out of the box. Personally I would have featured Luda and some friends pulling pranks on each other, each time lowering the bar lower and lower. Toss in a limbo bar and a few gang signs and you've got yourself a rap video !
And where's Shawanna !? She's in the song and the album is her and Luda working as a duo...I understand her album flopped despite a the huge "Gettin Some Head" single But this is kinda bogus... Poor Shawnna.
J-POP Moment of the Week : Girl Generation
They had me at the pink hooker boots.... but I bet they'll have you naked by the end of this song! Pervert. Why do the Japanese insist on having women in their 20's run around like they are in high school for half the videos and then the other half dress them up in outfits suitable for milfs and cougars who've just gone over the hill of desperation....
TOP 10 TOYS THAT MADE YOU GAY..... REALLY ?!?
God doesn't hate anyone and we should let him decide everything in between. You can purchase my evangelical seminars on tape at your local swap meat. Or just watch this other video that digs at the lunacy that is/was Bob Jones University !
IN DEFENSE OF HEROE'S SINKING RATINGS.....
This past Monday, the TV show Heroes' ratings plummeted to an all-time low with just under 4 million viewers watching as -- no. I promised myself I'd be good this article and stick to the facts. For those who don't understand why getting 4 million viewers is bad, let me make a few points:
• When Heroes premiered in 2006, it averaged just under 14 million viewers. The show has lost 10 million viewers in four years.
• The premiere of this season of Heroes had 5.9 million viewers, and has lost 2 million since then.
• Not only was Heroes beaten in the ratings by all other primetime networks' shows during 9-10pm EST last Monday night, but it was also beaten by cable shows such as whatever WWE show USA has on Mondays and an episode of iCarly over on Nickelodeon.
• In a tally of all primetime shows on the four major networks last week, the new episode of Heroes ranked 47th in ratings. This is behind many, many, many repeats.
• ABC just canceled Ugly Betty because it was only getting 5.3 million viewers. Admittedly, ABC is in infinitely better shape than NBC.
At the moment, NBC still hasn't decided whether it will renew Heroes for another season or cancel it, although creator Tim Kring supposedly feels optimistic. Despite the fact no one watches Heroes on TV, its DVD sales are still pretty good, and NBC's current standards of "success" might be low enough that Heroes squeaks through for another year. Rest assured I will keep you updated
However, what's not being take into account is that Heroes is available to watch in about 4 other formats, plus DVR so there's absolutely no reason to rush home to watch it on Mondays aside from the Live Blogs. Heroes is available in the following formats for watching new episodes other than watching it on Monday's.
-DVR
-Netflix streaming on Demand (They stream new episodes every week)
-On Demand from Comcast
-NBC.com
-Hulu
The DVR ratings are always higher than people that get counted in the nelson ratings and as far as I know, no one ever counts the people that watch it in the other various formats. The DVD sales are strong because people still watch the show, just not on the night it airs.
To throw another property under the bus, LOST's ratings have dropped too.. but it's alternative viewings for new episodes are slim in comparison. Of course it's not as low as Hero's because Lost's fans are far more dedicated but the point is the same.
-ABC.com
-DVR
-On Demand from Comcast
Many people think it's too much work to get caught up on shows like this so falling ratings are a given, but Hero's is at a handicap with all the options to catch new episodes. I myself caught up on the entire series by streaming everything from Netflix in 2 weeks and currently I DVR the show each week and watch it on the weekends. So while I am watching, it's not a priority, and I'm sure I'm not alone.
The show gets a bad rap but it isn't bad...it just used to be great. I'm personally engaged and locked into the series. It won't get canceled because it's one of the few shows on NBC not on Thursdays that people still watch and from what I read the creators have no plans to cancel the show either. In fact this season will end with a cliffhanger.And I'm willing to bet they give next season as the wrap up season making it a huge event hoping to gain new viewers, I just don't think they expect them to come on Monday night.
Tuesday, January 26, 2010
2 Days of Wii Gaming Glory: No More Heroes 2 & Tatsunoko V. Capcom


The Day I wouldn't shut up about is here ! In my hand is Tatsunoko versus Capcom ! Tomorrow, or rather on Friday No More Heroes 2: Desperate Struggle will be in my other hand and I won't even get to play either of them because I'm still playing Bayonetta.
I'm curious to see how it sells in the US since the Tatsunoko part of the Versus is mostly characters only the Japanese know, like this dude:
I will definitely be giving Tatsunoko a test drive today when I get home but I won't REALLY play it until later. No More Heroes 2 will sit on a shelf until I finish Bayonetta because if it's way better than the first game like everyone says, once I start it I won't stop.
I've shown enough videos of Tatsunoko so if you don't plan on getting it I guess it's your loss but in the case of No More Heroes 2, I can't advocate enough how essential it is for all Wii owners of the appropriate age to own this game. The first game sold well purely through word of mouth and hope this one has stronger legs after all the hype.... but then again it could be another Mad World. Ugh If your on the fence take your pants and upper body over to the official site... there's enough content on their to tranquilize an elephant ! It's pretty good stuff too.
If you never played the first game and want to skip right to the next one, here's the ending:
I Pitty The Fool That Don't Think This Mr. T Plush is Cute...

Oh well.. At least we always have the pictures to tease us and ebay to keep hope alive.
Welcome To Africa... The Tigers Will Enjoy your Walrus Meats....
Make's about as much sense as this video....Mmmmmmhmmmmmmm....
Thanks to Hernandez for the Video.
AWESOME STAR WARS FAN MOVIE, THE WAY DARTH MAUL SHOULD OF BEEN....
Excuse me while I wipe up this puddle..... Nothing to see here.
BLACK PANTHER Animated SERIES ACTUALLY HAPPENED/IS HAPPENING.... RIGHT NOW !... In Austrailia..
Anyway it's safe to say the series is coming to BET since the title credits mention them, but when ? It was green lit in 2008 but apparently it's airing on Australian TV right now. I also have my doubts it'll exclusively air on BET since Viacom owns BET and would be stupid not to toss the series in a block on the Nicktoons network with Iron Man: Armored Adventures and Wolverine and the X-men.... But we'll see. I've been wrong before.
Monday, January 25, 2010
Taiwanese Late Night Wars video... Jeff Zucker is Captain America ???
All bitterness aside... the above video is awesome. I think the extra guy is supposed to be Andy ? or maybe a cleverly disguised RuPaul.
My FAVORITE CHILDHOOD TOY ! 2XL !
When I was in grade school 2XL was my best non human friend. Sure I had partnerships with stuffed raccoons and puppy's but 2XL was something different. He was so cool that he once took over an entire show and tell. I remember bringing him in and everyone going gaga, especially the teacher...she kept calling him a "robutt". He was the coolest because he told jokes like my dad, he told stories like my grandma, and he quizzed you like my teachers. It was the ultimate toy for the negelected child on the go. Thing is I wasn't neglected so 2XL was just a supplemental authority figure....At first I thought he was just a pre programmed bott, but he your rewound the tape he never gave the same answer twice....You had to feed him cassette tapes but it well worth it to keep his and your knowledge up. It was kinda of like we were learning together, I thought. If you played the tapes in a regular cassette player it would play all out of order, which was to me scrambling his brain, so after the first time I never did it again.
When I got older I realized 2XL was the ultimate know it all and kind of a jerk. I hated the way he always said "you humans" and yet I enjoyed his air of superiority, even after telling a horrible joke. He also had a bad habbit of laughing at those same jokes...but I saw past this and loved him anyway. However, I'm not sure what happened to him. Maybe he ran out of batteries or got lost when I moved to the city but writing this makes me miss him. I'm doing a Ebay search as we speak and if I can get enough tapes to support the purchase I'm definitely buying this thing for not only myself but my future children I hope to have. Every kid needs a smartaleck , no it all robot with a heart of cassettes !
Here's the commercial:
LOST NEXT WEEK : SPANISH INK BLOT TEST ! & The Greatness of The Defined End Date
I truly think more shows could benefit from this. Spend time creating a quality story. Give it a beginning and end. Define a few happenings and shockers and set a time on how long you can tell the story. Announce this to the public and watch them show up. If people know they will get a limited time with a show they will value it more. I believe it also helps the audience to evaluate the show and decide if it's something they want to invest that amount of time in, and if what has been made is quality the network shouldn't have any issues pulling in viewers.
The Japanese do it, the English do it, heck even Spanish Telenova's do it! American shows are the only ones that practice the "air it till it's no longer profitable model" religiously. The concept is dangerous, as it allows shows to roller coaster in quality, make use of the dreaded filler episodes and become an over all uneven experience. Nothing sucks more than having your favorite show canceled at a cliffhanger and I believe changing the way our shows are formatted could fix this. I'm not suggesting killing the cliffhanger, only spacing it differently. Have the series end in a cliffhanger mid season and continue the story after a brief hiatus, since the story has already been defined and the people know this they are more likely to come back and the network won't be able to kill the show before the story is done being told.
With all that said... LOST COMES BACK NEXT WEEK. OMG ! THEY BETTER ANSWER THE QUESTIONS ON WALT ! If he's one the dangling threads they plan to keep open I'll arrrghhhhhh !! for days !
DROOOOOOOL... CLASSIC CONTROLLER PRO Coming to the US, Plus Monster Hunter Tri SEXY

Some have said that the classic controller pro is just a slightly modified rip off on Sony's dual shock controller and I agree... but considering the dual Shock controller was a slightly modified rip off the Gamecube controller I've fine with this.
It looks great, probably feels great and will provide a viable option to future gamers if Nintendo decides to continue use of these controllers for future systems (which I'm betting they will). Truthfully, the original classic controller has always been too small for my hands plus at 20 bucks, I don't even have an excuse for not picking one up. And if that's too much it freaking comes packed in with Monster Hunter Tri ( $60.00) which means the controller really only costs $10 bucks.
If Monster Hunter Tri isn't on your radar, get a new radar... it's easily the most beautiful game on the Wii and recieved a perfect score from Famitsu!
Just Look At It:
Source: ZIFFDAVIS BLOGS
Friday, January 22, 2010
Need To Find A Gorilla ?
STILL playing Bayonetta....Progress Update

Remember that one time I was supposed to beat Bayonetta before Tatsunoko vs Capcom and No More Heroes dropped ? ...Not gonna happen. It took me a week to beat Jeanne in the second fight. MAINLY because I was doing other stuff and the fact the second square off felt almost impossible as the game jumped modes twice in one fight and then back again, it's very disorintating. JUST when you figure out how to beat her, she jumps on a motor cycling and then just when you defeat that she goes back to fighting you like she was before.
On top of that you had just finished fighting another difficult boss in the old way...So you had to retrain your brain on how to defeat Jeanne again, because the gap between your first fight and second fight is so large. I believe this was done on purpose as a test of adaptability that I've been constantly FAILING. It's like just as you get comfortable with a stragegy the game goes, NOPE ! Now do this ! ...Okay you got that ?... WELL do this ? remember that one thing you learned two steps back ? DO IT AGAIN ! ..Now do this new thing ! And it's all very awesome and exhausting at the same time. I literally sweat playing this game. I know I've said that before but that's because I'm just so amazed.
Anyway, next week TVC and NMH2 are coming and I can't even get excited because I'm comitted to beating Bayonetta and at this rate Conan will be back on the air by the time I do that.
HALF-ATTEMPT AT A REVIEW: MOON

In the least they could of left the whole thing open to interpretation in the way Fight Club never makes clear everything between Tyler Durden and Edward Norton's nameless character. I'll say this much, the movie is the perfect length and it's interesting enough to hold your interest for just that amount of time.
I don't want to spoil the movie for everyone so I'm warning you now. STOP READING! (I gave the movie a B- RATING) .... But movie's that have reveals that involving the following things can ruin the entire thing for you:
- Aliens
- Clones
- Government Coverups
- Dreams
Verdict: MOON is worth the experience but you'll be both confused and pissed when you figure out whats going on, knowing it could of been much much better. B-
Evil Laughter.... BONUS !
Any good nerd enjoys an evil laugh. It's one of the things that makes a great villain. Personally my favorite is the Joker from Batman The Animated Series as portrayed by Mark Hamill. However the second place has to go to this little girl:It's been in my head for days.
You Don't Even Want To Know WHERE I've Been.....
I told them, I made a bunch of horrible gangsta songs and got shot.
I'm back now though and better than ever. The truth is, this is just a slow news week and I didn't have anything worth saying. After over posting on Monday I decided if I didn't see anything worth posting, I wouldn't post at all. So I didn't. Don't like it ? Take it up with this guy:
He's also balding, which is awesome because I am too so if we ever meet that's the only thing we'll have in common.
Tuesday, January 19, 2010
Charlie Hustle: Get Ya Own
Top 3 Scenarios for Waka Flocka Being Shot
Me: You know.. he was prolly shot because of his music.
Top 3 Scenarios for Waka Flocka Being Shot
Scenario One: *listens to waka flocka* ... 3minutes later.... "Hey! How'd this gun get in my hand ?"
Scenario Two: A Mob boss listens to waka flocka ... 3 minutes later.... "Who ever made this BS needs to get shot !"
Scenario Three: Waka Flocka staged it himself to up his street cred because the music clearly wasn't working.
When DVR'S, Fashion, Women, and Team CoCo Colide
I used to let TV control my week but now that I have DVR, I am reclaiming power. From now on, I will play video games workout, eat, do freelance jobs, interact with other people and mack, Monday through Thursday. Then on Friday through Sunday, during the day and after church, I will fire up the DVR and catch up on all my TV shows I didn't watch during the week.The only exceptions will be House, LOST, The Office and The Tonight Show with Conan O'Brien (while it lasts).
Speaking of that.. I'm shocked NBC is just letting Conan go like that, and even more shocked Leno is sticking around. I'm seriously boycotting The Tonight Show and picking up a few of those Conan themed T-shirts. This summer I will be the most irrelevantly dressed person in any room i'm in. Move over Brack Obama supporter guy! You had your time, now it's my time to show how much I supported something no one cares about any more. It's all strategic. You see right now, the hot thing in fashion is just simply looking good and using clothes as a conversation peice. Any girl finding me attractive will have no choice but to
note both my muscles and her opinion on whatever is on my shirt. And unlike politicians, your Tonight Show host prefrence is not enough to make someone hate you for a bevy of ridiculous reasons..... It is however enough to make you, i.e. me, standout as an interesting and unique male of the human species worthy of sharing my genetic sample with her, the cute girl in the mini skirt who can't get enough of my mezmorising dance moves and thought provoking take on no longer current events.CoCo T-Shirts:
Monday, January 18, 2010
ZELDA: Links Awakening Commercial
Random Unrelated Muscle March Picture
It's Monday!Jersey Shore... The Music Video ....YO SNOOK ! *VOMIT*
It's probably for the better...anyway the show scares me because I fear I'll watch it and be disappointed in my own clean cut lifestyle and decide to seek the path of the hedgehog hair. The above video is definitely a case for me busting out the ab master and standing outside of a tanning salon, asking myself if this next step in the process is even necessary for me. (i.e. I'm black.)
Serious Bidness: MLK Day & Helping Haiti
With that, I just wanted to provide some access to a few pages and ways to donate. I went the cell phone route myself. Thanks for reading and stay blessed.
Cell Phone DonationsTo donate $10 text Haiti to 90999
To donate $5 text Yele to 501501
VERY VERY COOL Tatsunoko vs. Capcom ad, Robot Chicken Style
Muscle March... For a Summary, Watch The Video...ALONE.
If you know me, you know this single fact about me: I like Japanese Culture. When I was in High School, I used to love it, but since maturing I've learned to be less obsessive and developed more of an admiration for the nation. I remember being 15 though and reading things like Tokyo Pop or the import game magazines that featured games I was never going to get to play, and getting really angry that "American's were so limited in thinking and creativity!" to quote my 15 year old self. I blamed my peers for liking traditional sports games more than games where you played as a super deformed sumo wrestler fighting rice balls, as the reason why Nintendo of America wouldn't translate decidedly Japanese games...and while that's true, I've found in my later years, that Japanese games localized come across as really really really... weird.
You can search the net for a million lists that chronicle them but I'm willing to bet the number one spot will be changed up after today's Wii Ware release of Namco's Muscle March.
Info:
Muscle March
Publisher: NBGI
Players: 1-4
ESRB Rating: E 10+ (Everyone 10 and Older) – Comic Mischief
Price: 500 Wii Points™
Description: Muscle March is a quirky Japanese action game stuffed full of macho bodybuilders. The all mighty protein powder has been stolen, so it's up to Tony and his muscle-bound crew to catch the thieves. Choose from a variety of perfectly molded superstars and bring these terrible villains to justice. As the thieves attempt escape, they will smash through walls while making a variety of poses. You must match these poses to fit through the holes and catch up to the thieves. The protein powder will be yours again! Flex your muscles by yourself or with up to three friends in turn-based macho excitement. Posing for a few minutes not enough? Enjoy Endless Rush mode until your muscles bulge and explode! Muscle March will also be the first WiiWare title to offer a polar bear in tight swimwear!
A NEW REASON AMAZON IS THE ISH
Hello from Amazon.com.
We are writing to you today because you purchased a pre-order copy of Tatsunoko VS. Capcom: Ultimate All-Stars.
We are now able to offer Release-Date Delivery for this video game. This special delivery option is available to you for no additional charge and has been automatically applied to your order. Your copy of Tatsunoko VS. Capcom: Ultimate All-Stars will arrive on Tuesday, January 26th.
We realize that many of our customers are huge Capcom fans, and we're happy to offer Release-Date Delivery to get this title to you even faster.
Thank you for shopping at Amazon.com.
Sincerely,
Customer Service Department
Now, let's put this in perspective. I'm already getting this game 5 dollars cheaper with no taxes applied. So I was okay with waiting a few extra days for the game, but now Amazon goes and does this... shucks guys ! On top of that Amazon secured me with a $10 dollar coupon just for pre-ordering this game in the first place, good towards any future game purchase *no More Heroes 2*. Now toss in that I used a $25 dollar gift card that I got for using my Amazon rewards credit card (that I never leave a balance on) and we're talking BIG savings.
Seriously I haven't purchased a game in store since I lucked up and ran across Batman Arkham Asylum used the week after it's release and with Amazon doing stuff like this there's no chance I'm ever going back again.
Friday, January 15, 2010
RANDOM WORD SEARCH IN YOUTUBE
Ball Bucket=
If I wasn't so mature I'd be laughing hysterically at this, for obvious reasons. However seeing as how..Okay I'll stop playing, this made me laugh really hard as I remembered seeing this at a kid and not once noting the potential wrongness in an animated bucket demanding balls in his mouth. The longer I work this blog, the more effed up I discover my childhood was.
Turnip King=
Bonkey=
Savage Turt=
NEW SONIC... in 2D Coming this year....Also, It's Friday.
This news was dropped months ago but, we didn't exsist back then to cover it. Also, today is a REALLY slow news day and I'm having brain farts trying to come up with something to write about. Call it a case of the Fridays.
Maybe I'll just dig up as many videos as I can today of the weirdest crap possible by typing random combination's of words and seeing what I get. Perhaps something will inspire me to write a stunning peace sure to get me absolutely no recognition at all.
Conan The HO...
This was the funniest thing, I saw all week. By now I'm sure everyone's heard the hub bub about CoCo and Leno, so I won't restate but what I don't understand why Leno isn't backing out. He's the reason Conan's ratings dropped. The lead in is always important, and since no one watched his show, they didn't watch the news, so they didn't watch Conan. It's a huge DUH.
I understand he didn't want to retire but in light of all this, the best thing he could do is bow out. He's doing damage to his own reputation, and most likely his own ratings. There's going to be boycotts of his show by viewers that supported Conan..... Many people, like myself, that used to watch both Leno and Conan, and in light of this will refuse to watch Leno ever again, period. NBC is showing itself not to be very forward thinking at all.
Thursday, January 14, 2010
Pants On The Ground: Why the American Idol Audutions Are STAGED!
This is pretty funny. However, I have a feeling it's totally staged.
Also I'm sure any group he was in, would have been red flagged if he can't sing....which I can't confirm because maybe he has pipes, but decided to rap and dance when he got his solo audition. Which makes zero sense. I'm sure he's seen the show and knew, literally everything he did wouldn't get him through. In Season 1 it made sense but now it's just sketchy. My point is, American Idol let's people through sometimes just so they can reject them... and while it is funny, it's kind of messed up.
And another thing ! Wouldn't they of caught his age issue when he turned in his paper work or when he um.. i dunno walked through the door !?! There's no way they knew he'd make good TV by looking at him, they would of just rejected him and said "your too old" but he got through anyway. *side eye*
Giving Further Credibility to my theory is this yahoo story that shows that Larry Platt is no joke, he's a friggin General, a student of Martin Luther King, and Civil Rights participant who has own freaking Holiday in Atlanta ! Yahoo !
TEAM NERD BARBIE....
while showing off her beautiful eye shadow, would kill her while in space.
Aside from Supporting Conan O'Brien's unofficial campaign to host The Tonight Show at 11:35, where it belongs.. MF also supports Barbie's unofficial campaign to be a Computer Engineer. SAY WHAT ?!? ... Barbie's website is having one of those things where you can vote for Barbie's next job and well I'll just give it to the source from here....
From Toplessrobot:
Ladies and gentlemen, we have the chance to make Barbie a nerd for the first time ever. The power is ours.
Go to Mattel to vote. Spread the word. Tell your friends. Let's make this happen. Not just for the Barbie-doll playing girls of the world, but for all of us.
So get to it sucka's ! Vote Computer Nerd ! Make Barbie an eventual fat slob, just like you. No offense to any actual fat slobs. I'm just saying, I work as a designer and I have to make sure I eat right and workout to stop myself from falling apart because I sit at a computer for 8 hours a day.
Ghetto Man... From DC's Legend of The Super Heroes
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BLAST FROM THE PAST: STONE PROTECTORS
Like everything else during this time period and ripped off the Ninja Turtle’s personalities, tossed in REALLY random elements, like having one of the trolls constantly wearing a karate outfit, another a super hero outfit, the other army fatigues equipped with live grenades strapped around his chest, and the other two got screwed being forced to just wear red and black respectively, and put them all in a band. It’s literally the definition of running out of ideas.
As a kid, I remember actually liking this show. Maybe it was theme song, which is pretty awesome in it’s on right or maybe it was my small child brain being sucked into the merchandising blitz because I totally picked up at least one of the toys, because I could use them to slap around my sister’s wimpy girl trolls. Also despite being ugly in the face, they looked awesome every where else, another life lesson I was too young to grasp. On the show itself the Stone Protectors were not born trolls, they were a group of regular dudes in a bad rock band that found magic stones that turned them into trolls but allowed them the ability to play good music, it additionally gave them all stupid attributes. One of them became great at rock climbing and drumming... SO, You look like a troll, but you can climb rocks and drum ? Doesn’t seem to make sense or even be remotely awesome if you like getting dates.
Troll: Hey babe.. I can play drums and climb rocks.
Woman: You look like a hairless monkey.
Troll: I couldn’t play drums or climb rocks before.
Woman: Did you still look like a monkey ?
Troll: No. I was handsome. But-
Woman: *VOMIT*
Anyway the show was short lived and only made 13 episodes, all of which you can find on the internet, or amazon. Check out the toy commercials and tell me you don’t want one. You can’t:
Further Reading: Topless Robot Troll Doll Spin off List
Wednesday, January 13, 2010
SWAMP THANG... I THINK I LOVE YOU..
Also I'd like to note that Alan Moore's significantly cooler origin for Swamp Thing was constantly ignored in every adaptation. The idea of a plant only thinking it's human, because it some how absorbed a dead humans memories is infinitely more tragic than a guy being transformer by a mystery concoction.
LOCAL MORON TATTOO'S NERDY GLASSES ON HIS FACE.....
Wana know what else is a blessing ? Being financially secure enough to TATTOO a pair of nerdy glasses on your face ! Or at least I hope this guy is financially secure because there's no way he's getting a real job now. YOU ARE NOT LIL WAYNE ! I would NOT trust a doctor with a tattoo on his face, heck I wouldn't trust a homeless person with a tattoo on his face....
"Oh ? You had money to get a tatttoo but not enough to eat ? You did this to yourself... Infact, give me that change in your cup. I'm going to give it to the guy with the boombox and silver body paint."
Video:
Tuesday, January 12, 2010
WHY SPORTS (Videogames) ARE OK FOR NERDS...

As of today I call take backs on half of these beliefs. When I was a kid 4 of my favorite games were sports games. NBA Jam, Madden Football 98, NBA All Star Shootout and NHL Hockey on Gamecube (I forget the year). I wound up getting these games either because someone else didn't want them or someone in my family got it for me because I was a boy and owned a super nintendo. I remember playing for hours and having fun. As the games got more complicated and I failed to grow along with them, playing my SNES sports games well into 00's, I decided to just reject what I didn't understand and later reject playing Sports games at all.
It wasn't until recently that I played a game called NBA 2K10, and even though I sucked at it, found myself having a lot of fun. The competetion was just as feirce as it is playing an online or co-op game of Left 4 Dead 2. The excitement was just as high as it is thrashing another Angel in Bayonetta and the graphics are just as beautiful as anything else on my 360. Little was different about my gaming experience aside from my self inflicted adversion. I wondered what I had missed all those years and started reading up on different sports games. Eventually I decided I wanted more 2k basketball but thanks to my new budget, couldn't justify spending 60 bucks on the new game, so I looked on ebay for a used copy and found that last years game was priced between 7 and 10 dollars on average.
I hit the internet again to find the difference between the two games and aside from one, create a player mode, the games were identical. I expected as much and ordered nba 2k9 (10 bucks evem no shipping). Admitedly, people on the internet will say there's a lot of difference, improvements and falls from grace, but from reading everything from forum reviews to Yahoo! Questions responses, it seemed to be a matter of prefrence. My ultimate goal in playing 2k9 is to get good enough to play other people in 2k basketball game in the future. I've hung out with too many of my guy friends where the main goal is to trash talk and play either madden or nba 2k, and being forced to just watch because I simply couldn't play and didn't want to get embarassed or have to skip out on the trash talk.With life changing the way it is for me, I feel being able to participate in as many male bonding experiences as possible is something I'm going to need. Also trash talk is fun and having to sit doscile because of lack of confidence is never fun. I feel like If I can successfully develop confidence and style in the dating world, there's no reason I can't do the same in a game of simulated basketball.
Here I am, on day 2 of owning NBA 2k9 and I can say I remember now why I spent hours playing these kinds of games as a kid, and why as adults many of my peers do the same. It's genuinely fun and something even nerds can enjoy. I've been told it helps to know actual stats about the players going into the game, but I'm not going that far. Right now my strategey is pass it the people everyone's herad of like Kobe Bryant and if I ever play on a team with Shaq, never to highlight his player when the opportunity comes for a freethrow.












