Find Something Nerdy

Loading...

Friday, January 29, 2010

Snoop Dogg and Soulja Boy Make a Horrible Song and put it on Film Pronto !



When Snoop Dogg went on the Jamie Foxx radio show, The Foxxhole and said how horrible Soulja Boy's music was, despite being a marketing genius in his promotion of his horrible songs.. I nodded my head in agreement. But now Snoop is making music with him because his kids like him and these days Snoop is all about his kids and wife, which is awesome and something I promote as a positive growth for the former stoner of the year, But still, Come on Snoop ! Take the kids to Disney World, don't team up with the worst thing to happen to rap since OJ the Juice Man decided it was cool to name himself that.

Soulja Boy started the trend of making music both viral and not about the quality of the actual songs . He also furthered the trend started by Three Six Mafia of making throw away songs, which is essentially just a song you can listen to for two weeks before you realize how horrible it is.

During that two weeks you might make it your ring tone and hop out your seat any time it's on, but anytime after that you find something else to listen to. These type of songs will never be classics and have a passing appeal. Soulja Boy's- Crank That Soulja Boy managed to extend it's appeal by also having a dance. You see in order to get the dance down, you ahd to both listen to the song and watch the video for extended periods of time. And after you finally figured it out, you just HAD to show it off at every wedding, party or club you went to. After all, you did spend all that time in your room figuring it out...

After a while this too got old and Soulja boy decided to try to become a better lyracist. He did this by writing two decent lines and repeating them when he features on other people's songs. In the above song, Soulja Boy's entire second verse is nothing more than his first verse from a song on his second album. Since no one bought it, I guess he thought no one would notice.

WATCH THE FIRST 4 MINUTES OF SEASON 6 OF LOST

LOST returns next week... Everyone is excited, so excited that they pirated the first 4 minutes of Season 6. Spoiler Alert, don't read any further If you rather wait until the premiere !

THE SPOILER BEAR WARNS YOU!

Below is those first 4 minutes... Technically it's 2, because the first 2 minutes is the last 2 minutes of season 5 but the rest the follows is 50% new... I say 50% because it's technically a rehash of the first 1 minute and 30 seconds from season one only now SOMETHINGS different...


This video will be removed soon, so watch it while you can !




Thanks to Hernandez for the link and news !

Thursday, January 28, 2010

HIP HOP BEEF IN 2010 ! Pockets on The Floor.... Is Pants on The Ground a Plagery ?


"Ain't No Way A Man's Crotch Can Be That Low !"

Apparently "Pants on the Ground" is a rip off of the much classier and topical "Pockets on the Floor". Or at least that's the claim of these two old rappers from 1992. The songs, while tackling the similar subject matter are not the same, that's like every rapper who wrote a song called "I'm Fly" or a line about swagger, fighting over the rights. "Naw man I said my swag was fly first !"

After listening to both songs back to back I must repeat, the songs are similar but different, different enough to call the plagery claim false.... although I think I'm feeling "pockets on the floor" more since it's not accapella, lasts more than 2 minutes, has cool and dated editing effects and the old guy in this one is wearing a super neato 1992 old black man suit. My dad has one of those, but he wouldn't dare wear it today.. especially not with his pants to the floor !

Source: Yahoo!

No More Heroes 2 Just made me feel DIRTY.

Yesterday, I was playing No More Heroes 2: Desperate Struggle... yes I know I said I'd wait but screw that... and after defeating the black guy with the Scottish accent, that started the fight by throwing his women at me, I decided to head back to my room (in the game) and watch some TV. It gave me an option to play a video game within the game. After beating that game, I was then asked to watch an intro movie to a TV show called Bizarre Jelly 5. My first thought was... "What ?" and then my without thinking I pressed play and below is what I saw..... But just a warning first....

The video is only kinda NSFW. I say that because there's like 3 instances of chest bouncing and I don't know how many counts of animated panty shots:



I'm also not sure how old the girls are supposed to be or why Travis (the games protagonist) watches this stuff. I'm sure it's okay...he is technically an Otaku, but the unknowns make me feel dirty. It really make s me wish for a translator. As a reference below is the game I was playing when all this madness started happening:



Ludacris- How Low Video Now with 0% Shawnna !



I can't decide if this is the best music video Ludacris has ever done or the worst... I guess with this being 2010 everyone has decided to get away from the typical booty girls, while pouring your 40 out on a stripper and standing in front of rental cars videos but with bad creativity like making Ludacris the boogie man or sticking Luda's head on a 12 year old dancer without any real explanation, I'm starting to wonder if I should just ask for the booty girl videos back. Don't get me wrong I love Luda. He's always been in my top 5 Mc's list but this video while fun is ... okay, I decided..... just bad.

Then again, I do have to applaud the director for developing a concept that wasn't JUST girls twerking, considering the content of the song.. I mean it is called "How Low" and it is just essentially a song telling girls to shake it all the way down to the floor...not a lot you can do with that unless you think really far out of the box. Personally I would have featured Luda and some friends pulling pranks on each other, each time lowering the bar lower and lower. Toss in a limbo bar and a few gang signs and you've got yourself a rap video !


That is one long eye brow Shawnna !


And where's Shawanna !? She's in the song and the album is her and Luda working as a duo...I understand her album flopped despite a the huge "Gettin Some Head" single But this is kinda bogus... Poor Shawnna.

J-POP Moment of the Week : Girl Generation




They had me at the pink hooker boots.... but I bet they'll have you naked by the end of this song! Pervert. Why do the Japanese insist on having women in their 20's run around like they are in high school for half the videos and then the other half dress them up in outfits suitable for milfs and cougars who've just gone over the hill of desperation....

TOP 10 TOYS THAT MADE YOU GAY..... REALLY ?!?



Ha. REALLY ? These toys made me gay huh ? And... I thought it was the day my mom took me to Speedo day at the pool. Let me set the record straight (no pun intended ZING). I am a Christian, but I'm not one of those "God Hates Gays Christians". I honestly believe God loves us all, and since I'm not gay I can't say if it's a choice or if your born that way. I have gay friends and one of them once said he's always been that way, he's tried stuff with girls and it just didn't work.... and I believe him. It's not my place or anyone elses to question or judge. I've heard some say it's a sin, well if it is, and no sin is greater than any other sin don't treat it like it is. If it is indeed a sin, it's a struggle like anything else and should be treated as such. If it's not and is just a life style choice, frankly it's none of anyone business outside of those individuals. We're all equals and that's that.

God doesn't hate anyone and we should let him decide everything in between. You can purchase my evangelical seminars on tape at your local swap meat. Or just watch this other video that digs at the lunacy that is/was Bob Jones University !


IN DEFENSE OF HEROE'S SINKING RATINGS.....

Today Topless Robot posted an article about Heroe's Falling Ratings:

This past Monday, the TV show Heroes' ratings plummeted to an all-time low with just under 4 million viewers watching as -- no. I promised myself I'd be good this article and stick to the facts. For those who don't understand why getting 4 million viewers is bad, let me make a few points:

• When Heroes premiered in 2006, it averaged just under 14 million viewers. The show has lost 10 million viewers in four years.
• The premiere of this season of Heroes had 5.9 million viewers, and has lost 2 million since then.
• Not only was Heroes beaten in the ratings by all other primetime networks' shows during 9-10pm EST last Monday night, but it was also beaten by cable shows such as whatever WWE show USA has on Mondays and an episode of iCarly over on Nickelodeon.
• In a tally of all primetime shows on the four major networks last week, the new episode of Heroes ranked 47th in ratings. This is behind many, many, many repeats.
• ABC just canceled Ugly Betty because it was only getting 5.3 million viewers. Admittedly, ABC is in infinitely better shape than NBC.

At the moment, NBC still hasn't decided whether it will renew Heroes for another season or cancel it, although creator Tim Kring supposedly feels optimistic. Despite the fact no one watches Heroes on TV, its DVD sales are still pretty good, and NBC's current standards of "success" might be low enough that Heroes squeaks through for another year. Rest assured I will keep you updated

However, what's not being take into account is that Heroes is available to watch in about 4 other formats, plus DVR so there's absolutely no reason to rush home to watch it on Mondays aside from the Live Blogs. Heroes is available in the following formats for watching new episodes other than watching it on Monday's.

-DVR
-Netflix streaming on Demand (They stream new episodes every week)
-On Demand from Comcast
-NBC.com
-Hulu


The DVR ratings are always higher than people that get counted in the nelson ratings and as far as I know, no one ever counts the people that watch it in the other various formats. The DVD sales are strong because people still watch the show, just not on the night it airs.

To throw another property under the bus, LOST's ratings have dropped too.. but it's alternative viewings for new episodes are slim in comparison. Of course it's not as low as Hero's because Lost's fans are far more dedicated but the point is the same.
-ABC.com
-DVR
-On Demand from Comcast

Many people think it's too much work to get caught up on shows like this so falling ratings are a given, but Hero's is at a handicap with all the options to catch new episodes. I myself caught up on the entire series by streaming everything from Netflix in 2 weeks and currently I DVR the show each week and watch it on the weekends. So while I am watching, it's not a priority, and I'm sure I'm not alone.

The show gets a bad rap but it isn't bad...it just used to be great. I'm personally engaged and locked into the series. It won't get canceled because it's one of the few shows on NBC not on Thursdays that people still watch and from what I read the creators have no plans to cancel the show either. In fact this season will end with a cliffhanger.

And I'm willing to bet they give next season as the wrap up season making it a huge event hoping to gain new viewers, I just don't think they expect them to come on Monday night.

Tuesday, January 26, 2010

2 Days of Wii Gaming Glory: No More Heroes 2 & Tatsunoko V. Capcom



The Day I wouldn't shut up about is here ! In my hand is Tatsunoko versus Capcom ! Tomorrow, or rather on Friday No More Heroes 2: Desperate Struggle will be in my other hand and I won't even get to play either of them because I'm still playing Bayonetta.

I'm curious to see how it sells in the US since the Tatsunoko part of the Versus is mostly characters only the Japanese know, like this dude:



I will definitely be giving Tatsunoko a test drive today when I get home but I won't REALLY play it until later. No More Heroes 2 will sit on a shelf until I finish Bayonetta because if it's way better than the first game like everyone says, once I start it I won't stop.

I've shown enough videos of Tatsunoko so if you don't plan on getting it I guess it's your loss but in the case of No More Heroes 2, I can't advocate enough how essential it is for all Wii owners of the appropriate age to own this game. The first game sold well purely through word of mouth and hope this one has stronger legs after all the hype.... but then again it could be another Mad World. Ugh If your on the fence take your pants and upper body over to the official site... there's enough content on their to tranquilize an elephant ! It's pretty good stuff too.

If you never played the first game and want to skip right to the next one, here's the ending:



NOW GO !
Click ME!

I Pitty The Fool That Don't Think This Mr. T Plush is Cute...



It almost looks like a little gingerbread cookie, But it's not ! It's a mohawked, bad arsed, Christian, Who talks nice to momma plush toy with an attitude ! Found over at Esty and created by Kerazzoo it's seriously one of the coolest plush toys I'll never own. I say this because it's been sold out for a little under two years and it seems it's creator has no plans to make anymore.... or anything else for that matter.... You see Little Mr. T here made it's owner rich and he/ she retired from the game with his/her thousands of dollars.

Oh well.. At least we always have the pictures to tease us and ebay to keep hope alive.

Little T speaks in yellow.

What are you doing Little T ? .......Just hanging Out on top of my girlfriends cleavage ? ..... Why you little !! ......Aw.. I can't stay mad at you little T.

Welcome To Africa... The Tigers Will Enjoy your Walrus Meats....



Make's about as much sense as this video....Mmmmmmhmmmmmmm....



Thanks to Hernandez for the Video.

AWESOME STAR WARS FAN MOVIE, THE WAY DARTH MAUL SHOULD OF BEEN....



Excuse me while I wipe up this puddle..... Nothing to see here.

BLACK PANTHER Animated SERIES ACTUALLY HAPPENED/IS HAPPENING.... RIGHT NOW !... In Austrailia..



Firstly when I heard the news that Marvel was making a Black Panther series I scoffed and said "Yeah Right"....then when it got green lit and was set to be aired on BET I said, wow....even if it's good, it'll never work. The only thing on BET worth watching these days is reruns of The Game and some how I don't think those target audiences are the same.

Anyway it's safe to say the series is coming to BET since the title credits mention them, but when ? It was green lit in 2008 but apparently it's airing on Australian TV right now. I also have my doubts it'll exclusively air on BET since Viacom owns BET and would be stupid not to toss the series in a block on the Nicktoons network with Iron Man: Armored Adventures and Wolverine and the X-men.... But we'll see. I've been wrong before.

Monday, January 25, 2010

Taiwanese Late Night Wars video... Jeff Zucker is Captain America ???



I had been waiting for this to show up ever since Conan aired it last week. It explains the Late Night Wars for everyone that was confused. But what about the people that are now confused after watching ? Where's the video for that ?

Well, we're not getting one and you know what else we're not getting? Any more Conan O'Brien for 7 months. Eff you Jay leno. Eff you NBC. Eff you and your backwards thinking. Sure I'm still going to DVR the Office, Community and Heroes but that does stop me from knowing I won't support your coddling of Jay Leno's massive ego. I'd stop watching your late night programming all together if Jimmy fallon wasn't such a nice guy ! I can't hurt him because you guys are a little slow and Jay is very selfish. I used to respect him, but now I'm not even going to give him the time of day. Seriously, all he had to do was back out and say.. I hosted for 17 years. It's Conan's time now. I'll go pursue options at other networks.... but of course he couldn't say that. He's a walking cod peice.

All bitterness aside... the above video is awesome. I think the extra guy is supposed to be Andy ? or maybe a cleverly disguised RuPaul.


As Seen on The Tonight Show With Conan O'Brien

Link's Gotta Drink....



I don't even have to say anything...*Burp*

My FAVORITE CHILDHOOD TOY ! 2XL !

When I was in grade school 2XL was my best non human friend. Sure I had partnerships with stuffed raccoons and puppy's but 2XL was something different. He was so cool that he once took over an entire show and tell. I remember bringing him in and everyone going gaga, especially the teacher...she kept calling him a "robutt". He was the coolest because he told jokes like my dad, he told stories like my grandma, and he quizzed you like my teachers. It was the ultimate toy for the negelected child on the go. Thing is I wasn't neglected so 2XL was just a supplemental authority figure....

At first I thought he was just a pre programmed bott, but he your rewound the tape he never gave the same answer twice....You had to feed him cassette tapes but it well worth it to keep his and your knowledge up. It was kinda of like we were learning together, I thought. If you played the tapes in a regular cassette player it would play all out of order, which was to me scrambling his brain, so after the first time I never did it again.

When I got older I realized 2XL was the ultimate know it all and kind of a jerk. I hated the way he always said "you humans" and yet I enjoyed his air of superiority, even after telling a horrible joke. He also had a bad habbit of laughing at those same jokes...but I saw past this and loved him anyway. However, I'm not sure what happened to him. Maybe he ran out of batteries or got lost when I moved to the city but writing this makes me miss him. I'm doing a Ebay search as we speak and if I can get enough tapes to support the purchase I'm definitely buying this thing for not only myself but my future children I hope to have. Every kid needs a smartaleck , no it all robot with a heart of cassettes !

Here's the commercial:


Here's the Retrospective:

LOST NEXT WEEK : SPANISH INK BLOT TEST ! & The Greatness of The Defined End Date



I've managed to remain unspoiled while retaining my interest during the entire "hiatus"...I'm an avid io9 reader and if you read io9's morning spoilers you know thats hard. But regardless I have survived. I'm also especially thankful that none of the promos being released in the states show footage from this season at all. Which I guess is just a testament to how awesome giving Lost an end date was. Now all the marketing really needs to say is, "watch it."

I truly think more shows could benefit from this. Spend time creating a quality story. Give it a beginning and end. Define a few happenings and shockers and set a time on how long you can tell the story. Announce this to the public and watch them show up. If people know they will get a limited time with a show they will value it more. I believe it also helps the audience to evaluate the show and decide if it's something they want to invest that amount of time in, and if what has been made is quality the network shouldn't have any issues pulling in viewers.

The Japanese do it, the English do it, heck even Spanish Telenova's do it! American shows are the only ones that practice the "air it till it's no longer profitable model" religiously. The concept is dangerous, as it allows shows to roller coaster in quality, make use of the dreaded filler episodes and become an over all uneven experience. Nothing sucks more than having your favorite show canceled at a cliffhanger and I believe changing the way our shows are formatted could fix this. I'm not suggesting killing the cliffhanger, only spacing it differently. Have the series end in a cliffhanger mid season and continue the story after a brief hiatus, since the story has already been defined and the people know this they are more likely to come back and the network won't be able to kill the show before the story is done being told.

With all that said... LOST COMES BACK NEXT WEEK. OMG ! THEY BETTER ANSWER THE QUESTIONS ON WALT ! If he's one the dangling threads they plan to keep open I'll arrrghhhhhh !! for days !


DROOOOOOOL... CLASSIC CONTROLLER PRO Coming to the US, Plus Monster Hunter Tri SEXY



Some have said that the classic controller pro is just a slightly modified rip off on Sony's dual shock controller and I agree... but considering the dual Shock controller was a slightly modified rip off the Gamecube controller I've fine with this.

It looks great, probably feels great and will provide a viable option to future gamers if Nintendo decides to continue use of these controllers for future systems (which I'm betting they will). Truthfully, the original classic controller has always been too small for my hands plus at 20 bucks, I don't even have an excuse for not picking one up. And if that's too much it freaking comes packed in with Monster Hunter Tri ( $60.00) which means the controller really only costs $10 bucks.

If Monster Hunter Tri isn't on your radar, get a new radar... it's easily the most beautiful game on the Wii and recieved a perfect score from Famitsu!

Just Look At It:


Source: ZIFFDAVIS BLOGS

Friday, January 22, 2010

Need To Find A Gorilla ?



Can't Fathom Why I'd need to find a gorilla but I also couldn't fathom why I couldn't just use a knife instead of a slap and chop..and I bought that anyway. It's all infomercials. ALL OF IT !

STILL playing Bayonetta....Progress Update


Remember that one time I was supposed to beat Bayonetta before Tatsunoko vs Capcom and No More Heroes dropped ? ...Not gonna happen. It took me a week to beat Jeanne in the second fight. MAINLY because I was doing other stuff and the fact the second square off felt almost impossible as the game jumped modes twice in one fight and then back again, it's very disorintating. JUST when you figure out how to beat her, she jumps on a motor cycling and then just when you defeat that she goes back to fighting you like she was before.

On top of that you had just finished fighting another difficult boss in the old way...So you had to retrain your brain on how to defeat Jeanne again, because the gap between your first fight and second fight is so large. I believe this was done on purpose as a test of adaptability that I've been constantly FAILING. It's like just as you get comfortable with a stragegy the game goes, NOPE ! Now do this ! ...Okay you got that ?... WELL do this ? remember that one thing you learned two steps back ? DO IT AGAIN ! ..Now do this new thing ! And it's all very awesome and exhausting at the same time. I literally sweat playing this game. I know I've said that before but that's because I'm just so amazed.

Anyway, next week TVC and NMH2 are coming and I can't even get excited because I'm comitted to beating Bayonetta and at this rate Conan will be back on the air by the time I do that.

HALF-ATTEMPT AT A REVIEW: MOON


After hearing so much about MOON I added it to my Netflix queue. I was told by several reviewers that this wasn't so much of a Sci fi movie as it was a psychological, suspenseful, mind screw drama . AND it wasn't. It was just a Sci fi movie with a confusing twist. I sat through the movie and enjoyed it thinking I knew what was going to happen, and when the twist hits you, you kind of wish you were right about what was going to happen because that would of been more interesting.

In the least they could of left the whole thing open to interpretation in the way Fight Club never makes clear everything between Tyler Durden and Edward Norton's nameless character. I'll say this much, the movie is the perfect length and it's interesting enough to hold your interest for just that amount of time.

I don't want to spoil the movie for everyone so I'm warning you now. STOP READING! (I gave the movie a B- RATING) .... But movie's that have reveals that involving the following things can ruin the entire thing for you:
  • Aliens
  • Clones
  • Government Coverups
  • Dreams
And MOON had, in my opinion, 2 of these. It wasn't any where near as AWFUL as the reveal in Knowing with Nicolas Cage. But It made the whole thing feel cheap. I admit the reveal was cleverly carried out but I just wish they had went in a different direction and made it full on psycological.

Verdict: MOON is worth the experience but you'll be both confused and pissed when you figure out whats going on, knowing it could of been much much better. B-

Evil Laughter.... BONUS !

Any good nerd enjoys an evil laugh. It's one of the things that makes a great villain. Personally my favorite is the Joker from Batman The Animated Series as portrayed by Mark Hamill. However the second place has to go to this little girl:



I know it's the second baby I've posted..maybe I've got baby fever and we all know there's only one cure for baby fever..... MORE COWBELL !



Huh ? Yeah... I just wanted an excuse to play the cowbell video.
It's been in my head for days.

You Don't Even Want To Know WHERE I've Been.....

Somebody e-mailed and asked me "Where'd You Go ?"

I told them, I made a bunch of horrible gangsta songs and got shot.

I'm back now though and better than ever. The truth is, this is just a slow news week and I didn't have anything worth saying. After over posting on Monday I decided if I didn't see anything worth posting, I wouldn't post at all. So I didn't. Don't like it ? Take it up with this guy:


.......Who's movie opens today. I'd be lying if I told you I didn't plan on seeing it. Aside from Book of Eli there's nothing else I want to see out this weekend, and as previously stated The rock has never let me down. I don't care if it's action, action/comedy, family or SNL skits The Rock delivers !

He's also balding, which is awesome because I am too so if we ever meet that's the only thing we'll have in common.

Tuesday, January 19, 2010

Charlie Hustle: Get Ya Own




And now a rapper that's actually good and hasn't been shot. I felt like I should give you guys something good after giving access to Wocka's awfulness.

Top 3 Scenarios for Waka Flocka Being Shot

So there's a rumor that the maker of this "song":

....Got shot. His name is Waka Flocka Flame. That's not a joke. His music however, is... and I have my theories as to why he was shot. My sister and I have been making fun of this guy for months, often saying things like "I wish Waka Flocka would take a long walk off a short bridge and then get shot." But now that half of that has actually happened it's a little surreal. It's also not shocking.. like I said I have my theories as to why he was shot.

My sister: WOW. Waka was shot, I don't like his music, but thats messed up.

Me: You know.. he was prolly shot because of his music.

Top 3 Scenarios for Waka Flocka Being Shot

Scenario One: *listens to waka flocka* ... 3minutes later.... "Hey! How'd this gun get in my hand ?"

Scenario Two: A Mob boss listens to waka flocka ... 3 minutes later.... "Who ever made this BS needs to get shot !"

Scenario Three: Waka Flocka staged it himself to up his street cred because the music clearly wasn't working.

When DVR'S, Fashion, Women, and Team CoCo Colide

I used to let TV control my week but now that I have DVR, I am reclaiming power. From now on, I will play video games workout, eat, do freelance jobs, interact with other people and mack, Monday through Thursday. Then on Friday through Sunday, during the day and after church, I will fire up the DVR and catch up on all my TV shows I didn't watch during the week.

The only exceptions will be House, LOST, The Office and The Tonight Show with Conan O'Brien (while it lasts).

Speaking of that.. I'm shocked NBC is just letting Conan go like that, and even more shocked Leno is sticking around. I'm seriously boycotting The Tonight Show and picking up a few of those Conan themed T-shirts. This summer I will be the most irrelevantly dressed person in any room i'm in. Move over Brack Obama supporter guy! You had your time, now it's my time to show how much I supported something no one cares about any more. It's all strategic. You see right now, the hot thing in fashion is just simply looking good and using clothes as a conversation peice. Any girl finding me attractive will have no choice but to note both my muscles and her opinion on whatever is on my shirt. And unlike politicians, your Tonight Show host prefrence is not enough to make someone hate you for a bevy of ridiculous reasons..... It is however enough to make you, i.e. me, standout as an interesting and unique male of the human species worthy of sharing my genetic sample with her, the cute girl in the mini skirt who can't get enough of my mezmorising dance moves and thought provoking take on no longer current events.

CoCo T-Shirts:




Do your own T-shirt Search. I don't need a bunch of dudes stealing my steez!

Monday, January 18, 2010

ZELDA: Links Awakening Commercial



Wow. I'm starting to wonder if this is what inspired Wind Wakers toonish, cel shaded design? It's a little too similar not to be true. Links Awakening is one of the early Zelda games and OMG ! This is such a slow news day. I don't even care right now. LOL.. Sorry.

Random Unrelated Muscle March Picture

It's Monday!

Jersey Shore... The Music Video ....YO SNOOK ! *VOMIT*



I've never watched one episode of Jersey Shore. Everything I keep hearing about it makes me both curious and afraid. I had a phase in High School where I wanted to be like these people, partying all night and doing pretty much whatever I wanted. I planned to carry it out in college, but then I accidentally went to a Christian school to follow a girl I was dating, who dumped me 3 days into the semester (long story) and things just never happened the "Jersey Shore Way" for me.

It's probably for the better...anyway the show scares me because I fear I'll watch it and be disappointed in my own clean cut lifestyle and decide to seek the path of the hedgehog hair. The above video is definitely a case for me busting out the ab master and standing outside of a tanning salon, asking myself if this next step in the process is even necessary for me. (i.e. I'm black.)

Serious Bidness: MLK Day & Helping Haiti




I know people come to MF for general foolishness and Nerd stuff, but even nerds have things they go serious for. As you know, today is MLK Day. I am however still at work, which sucks because I get off to honor Columbus day (a dude that discovered something that had already been discovered) but not off to honor someone that actually accomplished something without leading anyone else to genocide. It's kind of messed up, but I have my hopes that things will continue to get better. Anyway in wake of the happenings in Haiti, I think Dr. King would be proud if we did something selfless to honor not just his memory, but the example Jesus called us to follow.

With that, I just wanted to provide some access to a few pages and ways to donate. I went the cell phone route myself. Thanks for reading and stay blessed.
Cell Phone Donations
To donate $10 text Haiti to 90999
To donate $5 text Yele to 501501


Bush/Clinton Haiti Fund


How You can Help

VERY VERY COOL Tatsunoko vs. Capcom ad, Robot Chicken Style




It's too late for me. The mesmerizing abilities of this awesome commercial have no affect on my being. I've already pre-ordered the game.... but perhaps you can save yourself ! Turn away from the video and don't pay attention to the Robot Chicken models or general BAMFness of this concept... *cough* *dies*

As Found on Super Punch

Muscle March... For a Summary, Watch The Video...ALONE.


If you know me, you know this single fact about me: I like Japanese Culture. When I was in High School, I used to love it, but since maturing I've learned to be less obsessive and developed more of an admiration for the nation. I remember being 15 though and reading things like Tokyo Pop or the import game magazines that featured games I was never going to get to play, and getting really angry that "American's were so limited in thinking and creativity!" to quote my 15 year old self. I blamed my peers for liking traditional sports games more than games where you played as a super deformed sumo wrestler fighting rice balls, as the reason why Nintendo of America wouldn't translate decidedly Japanese games...and while that's true, I've found in my later years, that Japanese games localized come across as really really really... weird.

You can search the net for a million lists that chronicle them but I'm willing to bet the number one spot will be changed up after today's Wii Ware release of Namco's Muscle March.

Info:
Muscle March
Publisher: NBGI
Players: 1-4
ESRB Rating: E 10+ (Everyone 10 and Older) – Comic Mischief
Price: 500 Wii Points™
Description: Muscle March is a quirky Japanese action game stuffed full of macho bodybuilders. The all mighty protein powder has been stolen, so it's up to Tony and his muscle-bound crew to catch the thieves. Choose from a variety of perfectly molded superstars and bring these terrible villains to justice. As the thieves attempt escape, they will smash through walls while making a variety of poses. You must match these poses to fit through the holes and catch up to the thieves. The protein powder will be yours again! Flex your muscles by yourself or with up to three friends in turn-based macho excitement. Posing for a few minutes not enough? Enjoy Endless Rush mode until your muscles bulge and explode! Muscle March will also be the first WiiWare title to offer a polar bear in tight swimwear!

If you didn't want to read all that.. It's a Japanese game, that's actually been translated and drops on the Wii-Ware store today. It features men and a polar bear in speedos that you pose to fit through various shapes, while they run around rooms.....As odd as this sounds, my 15 year old self is foaming with Jealousy right now, as I've decided to purchase the game and give it a proper review. I just really hope no one walks in on me playing this game. Heck you better hope no one walks in on your watching the below video, because while it is safe for work...there's enough in it to have people question things about you. Not gay things... just things.


A NEW REASON AMAZON IS THE ISH

Today I awoke with the following letter in my e-mail.

Hello from Amazon.com.

We are writing to you today because you purchased a pre-order copy of Tatsunoko VS. Capcom: Ultimate All-Stars.

We are now able to offer Release-Date Delivery for this video game. This special delivery option is available to you for no additional charge and has been automatically applied to your order. Your copy of Tatsunoko VS. Capcom: Ultimate All-Stars will arrive on Tuesday, January 26th.

We realize that many of our customers are huge Capcom fans, and we're happy to offer Release-Date Delivery to get this title to you even faster.

Thank you for shopping at Amazon.com.

Sincerely,

Customer Service Department

Now, let's put this in perspective. I'm already getting this game 5 dollars cheaper with no taxes applied. So I was okay with waiting a few extra days for the game, but now Amazon goes and does this... shucks guys ! On top of that Amazon secured me with a $10 dollar coupon just for pre-ordering this game in the first place, good towards any future game purchase *no More Heroes 2*. Now toss in that I used a $25 dollar gift card that I got for using my Amazon rewards credit card (that I never leave a balance on) and we're talking BIG savings.

Seriously I haven't purchased a game in store since I lucked up and ran across Batman Arkham Asylum used the week after it's release and with Amazon doing stuff like this there's no chance I'm ever going back again.

aka THE ISH

Friday, January 15, 2010

RANDOM WORD SEARCH IN YOUTUBE

Okay first of all, this was shockingly fun. Secondly it was shockingly challenging to find anything worth posting that wasn't too long, when picking random words out the air and searching. Let us begin with our findings:

Ball Bucket=


If I wasn't so mature I'd be laughing hysterically at this, for obvious reasons. However seeing as how..Okay I'll stop playing, this made me laugh really hard as I remembered seeing this at a kid and not once noting the potential wrongness in an animated bucket demanding balls in his mouth. The longer I work this blog, the more effed up I discover my childhood was.


Turnip King=


Okay get this... This kid is named Alaric. Nothing wrong with that. Very unique. All the kids i new in school with names like that were literally the coolest. ...But for Halloween his mother put that hat on his head and dubbed him the Turnip King. It's so cute ! Ha and you thought I was going to an be a hole and make fun of this...Sorry but babies melt my heart and render me harmless.


Bonkey=



I typed in the word Bonkey, thinking it to be non-sense. Oh how right I was. Words don't do this justice.

Savage Turt=


Oh man, does this kid have big dreams ! (And probly no friends.)


And we'll stop here because that last one creeped me out a little bit. Also I just got inspired and I want to write something seemingly worthwhile. Thanks for humoring me guys !

NEW SONIC... in 2D Coming this year....Also, It's Friday.



This news was dropped months ago but, we didn't exsist back then to cover it. Also, today is a REALLY slow news day and I'm having brain farts trying to come up with something to write about. Call it a case of the Fridays.

Maybe I'll just dig up as many videos as I can today of the weirdest crap possible by typing random combination's of words and seeing what I get. Perhaps something will inspire me to write a stunning peace sure to get me absolutely no recognition at all.


Conan The HO...



This was the funniest thing, I saw all week. By now I'm sure everyone's heard the hub bub about CoCo and Leno, so I won't restate but what I don't understand why Leno isn't backing out. He's the reason Conan's ratings dropped. The lead in is always important, and since no one watched his show, they didn't watch the news, so they didn't watch Conan. It's a huge DUH.

I understand he didn't want to retire but in light of all this, the best thing he could do is bow out. He's doing damage to his own reputation, and most likely his own ratings. There's going to be boycotts of his show by viewers that supported Conan..... Many people, like myself, that used to watch both Leno and Conan, and in light of this will refuse to watch Leno ever again, period. NBC is showing itself not to be very forward thinking at all.

Thursday, January 14, 2010

Pants On The Ground: Why the American Idol Audutions Are STAGED!



This is pretty funny. However, I have a feeling it's totally staged.

I have a friend who tried to get on American Idol. He can actually sing. He didn't make it. According to him in the auditions, you don't just go up in front of Simon and them automatically. You get placed in groups, and you audition before an initial panel of judges as a group. If you make it past them, THEN you get to go audition in front of the judges on TV. If this guy is over the age limit, he wouldn't of made it past the initial set of judges.

Also I'm sure any group he was in, would have been red flagged if he can't sing....which I can't confirm because maybe he has pipes, but decided to rap and dance when he got his solo audition. Which makes zero sense. I'm sure he's seen the show and knew, literally everything he did wouldn't get him through. In Season 1 it made sense but now it's just sketchy. My point is, American Idol let's people through sometimes just so they can reject them... and while it is funny, it's kind of messed up.

And another thing ! Wouldn't they of caught his age issue when he turned in his paper work or when he um.. i dunno walked through the door !?! There's no way they knew he'd make good TV by looking at him, they would of just rejected him and said "your too old" but he got through anyway. *side eye*

Giving Further Credibility to my theory is this yahoo story that shows that Larry Platt is no joke, he's a friggin General, a student of Martin Luther King, and Civil Rights participant who has own freaking Holiday in Atlanta ! Yahoo !

TEAM NERD BARBIE....

I wonder if Barbie knew removing the protective lens of her helmet,
while showing off her beautiful eye shadow, would kill her while in space.


Aside from Supporting Conan O'Brien's unofficial campaign to host The Tonight Show at 11:35, where it belongs.. MF also supports Barbie's unofficial campaign to be a Computer Engineer. SAY WHAT ?!? ... Barbie's website is having one of those things where you can vote for Barbie's next job and well I'll just give it to the source from here....

From Toplessrobot:

Ladies and gentlemen, we have the chance to make Barbie a nerd for the first time ever. The power is ours.

Go to Mattel to vote. Spread the word. Tell your friends. Let's make this happen. Not just for the Barbie-doll playing girls of the world, but for all of us.

So get to it sucka's ! Vote Computer Nerd ! Make Barbie an eventual fat slob, just like you. No offense to any actual fat slobs. I'm just saying, I work as a designer and I have to make sure I eat right and workout to stop myself from falling apart because I sit at a computer for 8 hours a day.

Ghetto Man... From DC's Legend of The Super Heroes



......

From Legend of the Super Heroes Special during the 70's...I'm pretty sure most of the people laughing are laughing out of nervousness more than anything else.

75% of the jokes don't make me laugh because the references are beyond my time. My dad would get a big kick out of it though. Personally I laughed the hardest at the very end and during Ed's introduction, making sure to say "Ghetto Man" as properly as possible.

BLAST FROM THE PAST: STONE PROTECTORS



In the 90’s Troll dolls were the cat’s meow. Everyone had to have them, even boys. They were clearly marketed as more of a girls toy, being dolls and all, but still had an appeal to males. However most dads didn’t want their sons playing with a toy with long hair and a jewel in it’s belly button, which is ironic because years later most fathers would be disappointed if that’s not what their son is playing with , ifyouknowhatimsayin... To remedy this the toy company producing Troll Dolls, made Troll Action figures. They turned the jewel’s into STONES, instantly making them more manly. They also relocated the stones and made them into chains, so the hip hop generation could identify...and dubbed them, The Stone Protectors.

Like everything else during this time period and ripped off the Ninja Turtle’s personalities, tossed in REALLY random elements, like having one of the trolls constantly wearing a karate outfit, another a super hero outfit, the other army fatigues equipped with live grenades strapped around his chest, and the other two got screwed being forced to just wear red and black respectively, and put them all in a band. It’s literally the definition of running out of ideas.

As a kid, I remember actually liking this show. Maybe it was theme song, which is pretty awesome in it’s on right or maybe it was my small child brain being sucked into the merchandising blitz because I totally picked up at least one of the toys, because I could use them to slap around my sister’s wimpy girl trolls. Also despite being ugly in the face, they looked awesome every where else, another life lesson I was too young to grasp. On the show itself the Stone Protectors were not born trolls, they were a group of regular dudes in a bad rock band that found magic stones that turned them into trolls but allowed them the ability to play good music, it additionally gave them all stupid attributes. One of them became great at rock climbing and drumming... SO, You look like a troll, but you can climb rocks and drum ? Doesn’t seem to make sense or even be remotely awesome if you like getting dates.

Troll: Hey babe.. I can play drums and climb rocks.

Woman: You look like a hairless monkey.

Troll: I couldn’t play drums or climb rocks before.

Woman: Did you still look like a monkey ?

Troll: No. I was handsome. But-

Woman: *VOMIT*


Anyway the show was short lived and only made 13 episodes, all of which you can find on the internet, or amazon. Check out the toy commercials and tell me you don’t want one. You can’t:



This article was inspired by the Top 8 List featured on Topless Robot.

Further Reading: Topless Robot Troll Doll Spin off List

Wednesday, January 13, 2010

Team Conan.com


You already know who MF is ridin with.

2 Words: Masturbating Bear.





SWAMP THANG... I THINK I LOVE YOU..


I spent my lunch break watching episodes of the 90's animated series and clips of the USA Network live action show and couldn't decide which was worse. (Although the above PSA trumps them both) I guess the live action show wins by default for having a cult following and scaring the crap out of me as a child. My stomach hurts thinking about it.

However, I think the cartoon is more ridiculous in that it chose to mix in an environmental overtone like the Toxic Avenger, when we all know The Swamp Thing, like the Toxic Avenger was all about destroying stuff and had no more regard for human life than we had for plant life.

Also I'd like to note that Alan Moore's significantly cooler origin for Swamp Thing was constantly ignored in every adaptation. The idea of a plant only thinking it's human, because it some how absorbed a dead humans memories is infinitely more tragic than a guy being transformer by a mystery concoction.


LOCAL MORON TATTOO'S NERDY GLASSES ON HIS FACE.....

Hello. Remember that one time when my real job didn't prevent me from doing the job I barely get paid for ? Yeah..I'm starting to forget too. Regardless, I've got no room to complain. My life is great! I get paid well to do a job, I'm good at. I have the option to do another job that I both enjoy and am good at, on my own terms and I get little to no money for a job I enjoy and am sub par at. In this market all the above are blessings.

Wana know what else is a blessing ? Being financially secure enough to TATTOO a pair of nerdy glasses on your face ! Or at least I hope this guy is financially secure because there's no way he's getting a real job now. YOU ARE NOT LIL WAYNE ! I would NOT trust a doctor with a tattoo on his face, heck I wouldn't trust a homeless person with a tattoo on his face....

"Oh ? You had money to get a tatttoo but not enough to eat ? You did this to yourself... Infact, give me that change in your cup. I'm going to give it to the guy with the boombox and silver body paint."

Video:


Tuesday, January 12, 2010

WHY SPORTS (Videogames) ARE OK FOR NERDS...


For some reason when I turned 20, I decided that guys that played sports videogames weren't credible nerds. I decided It stupid to keep buying new sports games each year because it was just the same game every year with little tweaks.

As of today I call take backs on half of these beliefs. When I was a kid 4 of my favorite games were sports games. NBA Jam, Madden Football 98, NBA All Star Shootout and NHL Hockey on Gamecube (I forget the year). I wound up getting these games either because someone else didn't want them or someone in my family got it for me because I was a boy and owned a super nintendo. I remember playing for hours and having fun. As the games got more complicated and I failed to grow along with them, playing my SNES sports games well into 00's, I decided to just reject what I didn't understand and later reject playing Sports games at all.

It wasn't until recently that I played a game called NBA 2K10, and even though I sucked at it, found myself having a lot of fun. The competetion was just as feirce as it is playing an online or co-op game of Left 4 Dead 2. The excitement was just as high as it is thrashing another Angel in Bayonetta and the graphics are just as beautiful as anything else on my 360. Little was different about my gaming experience aside from my self inflicted adversion. I wondered what I had missed all those years and started reading up on different sports games. Eventually I decided I wanted more 2k basketball but thanks to my new budget, couldn't justify spending 60 bucks on the new game, so I looked on ebay for a used copy and found that last years game was priced between 7 and 10 dollars on average.

I hit the internet again to find the difference between the two games and aside from one, create a player mode, the games were identical. I expected as much and ordered nba 2k9 (10 bucks evem no shipping). Admitedly, people on the internet will say there's a lot of difference, improvements and falls from grace, but from reading everything from forum reviews to Yahoo! Questions responses, it seemed to be a matter of prefrence. My ultimate goal in playing 2k9 is to get good enough to play other people in 2k basketball game in the future. I've hung out with too many of my guy friends where the main goal is to trash talk and play either madden or nba 2k, and being forced to just watch because I simply couldn't play and didn't want to get embarassed or have to skip out on the trash talk.

With life changing the way it is for me, I feel being able to participate in as many male bonding experiences as possible is something I'm going to need. Also trash talk is fun and having to sit doscile because of lack of confidence is never fun. I feel like If I can successfully develop confidence and style in the dating world, there's no reason I can't do the same in a game of simulated basketball.

Here I am, on day 2 of owning NBA 2k9 and I can say I remember now why I spent hours playing these kinds of games as a kid, and why as adults many of my peers do the same. It's genuinely fun and something even nerds can enjoy. I've been told it helps to know actual stats about the players going into the game, but I'm not going that far. Right now my strategey is pass it the people everyone's herad of like Kobe Bryant and if I ever play on a team with Shaq, never to highlight his player when the opportunity comes for a freethrow.