"Speedy's going to be a misunderstood boy who comes from a family that works in a very meticulous setting, and he's a little too fast for what they do," said Anne Lopez. "He makes a mess of that. So he has to go out in the world to find what he's good at."That path becomes clearer once Speedy befriends a gun-shy race-car driver.
What happened to standards ? Why is it that a producer or writer can walk out and say something that clearly sounds like a joke and be taken seriously ? Speedy Gonzales befriends a race car driver. REALLY?!? That's YOUR PLOT ? Look, I've written premises and scripts that I knew were bad, but I literally didn't expect anyone to take them seriously. And STOP WITH THE FREAKING AWFUL CGI-LIVE ACTION HYBRIDS! Scooby Doo made sense, Garfield as horrible as it is made sense, The Chipmunks makes sense but Speedy Gonzales is a HUGE BAAAAAAAAD STRETCH. There weren't even any notable humans staring in any of his catoons ! At least with Yogi Bear it's justified because there was Ranger Smith, with the Smurfs there's Gargamel but with Speedy Gonzales the best we have is sterotypical mexican guys, and since we know they won't see the light of day they bring in the "GUN SHY RACE CAR DRIVER" .
Drink lighter fluid. You aren't even trying to be creative !
You just connected vauge dots... Speedy is fast, race cars move fast, this guy is scared to go fast despite it being his JOB and only a mouse that goes really fast can teach him how to stop being a wuss. AMAZING. And maybe toss in that Speedy learns how to slow down, just a little, from his friend. NO. THAT IS NOT SPEEDY GONZALES !
I'm going to pull a better plot out of my butt right now:
Speedy Gonzales is the fasted mouse in all of Mexico. Due to this he's world famous in the Mouse world and has developed quite the ego. However an accident involving a rival, say, the second fastest Mouse in Mexico knocks him down a peg and he's forced to sit back and watch his world unravel around him. Speedy finds out his rival has nefarious plans, working with an evil "green" corporation of some sort (that Speedy turned down numerous times) to use his new found influence to have all the mice in Mexico used as slave workers in factories. Toss in a mind altering drug that makes the mice not only salves but monsters that Speedy must battle after his rehabilitation and BOOM, we've got a decent Speedy Gonzoles movie. EFF THE RACE CAR DRIVER.
I just made that up in 20 seconds. Hollywood step your game up.
Drink lighter fluid. You aren't even trying to be creative !
You just connected vauge dots... Speedy is fast, race cars move fast, this guy is scared to go fast despite it being his JOB and only a mouse that goes really fast can teach him how to stop being a wuss. AMAZING. And maybe toss in that Speedy learns how to slow down, just a little, from his friend. NO. THAT IS NOT SPEEDY GONZALES !
I'm going to pull a better plot out of my butt right now:
Speedy Gonzales is the fasted mouse in all of Mexico. Due to this he's world famous in the Mouse world and has developed quite the ego. However an accident involving a rival, say, the second fastest Mouse in Mexico knocks him down a peg and he's forced to sit back and watch his world unravel around him. Speedy finds out his rival has nefarious plans, working with an evil "green" corporation of some sort (that Speedy turned down numerous times) to use his new found influence to have all the mice in Mexico used as slave workers in factories. Toss in a mind altering drug that makes the mice not only salves but monsters that Speedy must battle after his rehabilitation and BOOM, we've got a decent Speedy Gonzoles movie. EFF THE RACE CAR DRIVER.
I just made that up in 20 seconds. Hollywood step your game up.
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