SHOW YOUR FRIENDS HOW PATHETIC OR "FUNNY" YOU ARE WITH A LIFE SIZE TWIGHLIGHT MAN PILLOW....

E.T. Too Emo To Phone home.... ?

See that ? That's a "MANLLOW"... But not just any MANLLOW. It's a Edward Cullen MANLLOW. And don't be worried he has friends:

WOW. And I thought the obsessed Twighight fans were just zany.. but now I know they are ape monkey bat booty sucker pop super nitro twenty two coco puffs mixed with crack and ginger insane ! There is no sane reason to create something so horrid and ridiculous.

Look, I know teenage girls love this stuff and there's definitely a market. I'm not knocking this because it's Twighlight themed, I'm knocking this because it's stupid. The pillows BARELY look like the characters. It's like they weren't even trying. Remember those Wrestling Buddies from the 90's ? NOW THOSE were pillows you could believe in ! They actually looked like the charcaters and weren't some lame inversed silouette !

There's HULK-A-MANIA Iin this pillow ! ... And that's all I'm going to admit to.

I mean really ? You may as well of made a pale skin colored Snuggie and a tanned one with some fake pubic hair sewn in and called them Twighlight Snuggies...at least that would of shown some effort ! Not this ! This was like.. ARGGGGHHHH ! I don't even know it was like, I'm just glad the "creator" doesn't have a contract with any toy companies because THAT would be a travesty. A clusterthumb of capitalism gone wrong ! AND YES! I DON'T HAVE A LOT OF PROBLEMS IN MY LIFE AND THIS IS THE BEST THING I COULD CHOOSE TO BE ANGRY ABAOUT! I'M VERY BLESSED ! NACHO CHEESE IN MY MOUSTACHE ARRRRRRRRGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHH !!!!

If you know someone you absolutely HATE, here's where to buy this MANLLOW of Edward Cullen/Robert Patteson: Esty, I've already ordered 5 !

As Found on io9