Remember Bangs? I made fun of him a long time ago for making some of the worst rap music video's I've ever seen in my life. Truth is though, it's not all his fault. He essentially paid attention to the thing rappers here in America were saying and unsuccessfully tried to fuse it with his own sensibilities. You can never fully blame foreigners for how they interrupt what we put out into the universe... and maybe no one is blaming them, in part because they are too busy laughing at how ridiculous it is... But did you ever stop and think that maybe we're the ones that are ridiculous? To this day, I will never understand the appeal of the "gold grill".
It makes your teeth look extra rotten, which I always thought was the opposite way to attract women, But not if you rap in the south! Apparently women round those parts love a good shiny piss yellow pair of chompers...and who am I to judge ? I'm just an ordinary guy with good white teeth, who found a video of Japanese dudes going crunk and feeling just a little bit bad that they were fooled into believing that the fashion statements in this video were anything less than an utter abomination to man kind. I'm fairly certain one of these Japanese men is sporting a gheri curl. I didn't even know that was possible ! Is that even legal !?
It makes your teeth look extra rotten, which I always thought was the opposite way to attract women, But not if you rap in the south! Apparently women round those parts love a good shiny piss yellow pair of chompers...and who am I to judge ? I'm just an ordinary guy with good white teeth, who found a video of Japanese dudes going crunk and feeling just a little bit bad that they were fooled into believing that the fashion statements in this video were anything less than an utter abomination to man kind. I'm fairly certain one of these Japanese men is sporting a gheri curl. I didn't even know that was possible ! Is that even legal !?
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