Top 5 Sarah Pallin Book Jokes

I don't care if your conservative, liberal, moderate or animorphic when you heard Sarah Pallin was writing a book a number of jokes popped up into your mind. I want to restate that Mega Friday is not a political blog but we do delve into pop culture, much like a soup spoon in sponge cake.... and considering she went on Oprah today, Sarah is sponge cake today. Yum!

5. Beware all children participating in Pizza Hut's Book-It program. Sarah Pallin's book, Going Rouge will cause you to lose stickers if listed.

4. Sarah Pallin's new book, Going Rouge is Dedicated in Memory of Sarah Pallin's political career, and later the shorter leg of your coffee table.

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2. Sarah Pallin's book, Going Rouge is also available in braille for the hearing impaired.

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Personally I think Sarah got a bad rap. Yes she said a lot of dumb things and went from being adored by the media to being treated like an Alaskan step child with a bad sense of direction, almost overnight, but our current and last president experienced the same phenomenon. One day they love you because your good looking and can string together a few worlds articulately but as soon as your shiny new gloss wears off they treat you like crap. If any lessons can be learned from this, it's don't trust the media. Next it's never make another mistake again. Ever. And lastly, don't lie about things and then cover up your lies with worse lies when caught off guard. Just be honest, if thats too difficult, learn better deflecting techniques, don't give some transparently BSed answer. All politicians should be forced to take regular debate courses so they can handle interviews and end being caught in situations that lead to the above perception that Sarah Pallin is as dumb as a rock. She's not. She's clearly a very intelligent woman. She's made it very far in life, and considering she married "Todd" I doubt she slept her way to the middle. A combination of looks and personality can't take you as far as she's gotten, otherwise we would be lead under the power of president Hallie Berry and prime minister Ashton Kutcher.

I'm just saying...