SAY IT AIN'T SO : Spider-Man Arrested

Dude, the real Spider-Man DOES NOT commit crimes NOR does he use cake icing to create the webs on his costume.

People of Walmart must be starting to get really desperate...

Don't you know the alien costume is the way to go if your going to commit a crime ? FAIL.

See that little girl? Do you see her dreams ? No , you don't..because you killed them, Spider-Jerk! Boooo... (It's just like being in the 3rd movie!)

From The LA Times

A Spider-Man impersonator was arrested on outstanding criminal warrants today after an incident in which he allegedly slugged a man near the Hollywood and Highland complex, Los Angeles police said.

It was not immediately clear what led to the altercation, which was reported about 12:30 p.m. in the 6800 block of Hollywood Boulevard. But it's the latest in a string of incidents involving movie characters and celebrity lookalikes who vie for space -- and attention -- along the tourist-filled corridor that includes Grauman's Chinese Theater.

Christopher Loomis, 39, was being held on outstanding misdemeanor warrants in lieu of $5,500 bail, police said.

The incident unfolded when LAPD patrol officers received a radio call reporting a battery by a man in a Spider-Man costume. When they arrived, they encountered four different people dressed as the web-slinging crusader.

The police are always trying to keep the red and blue man down. Don't these cops read comics ? The other guys were obviously evil clones and Spidey was just defending himself. Sheesh. But really, what was this dude thinking ? Outstanding warrants and you go punch someone while wearing something that narrows down the offender to, oh say about 4 people. In the full article it says there were other Spider-Man imposters on the scene.... Why ?