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Tuesday, November 17, 2009

Future/Past Chritmas Gifts... Jr Scale 1956 Corvette

Yes. This kid looks like the biggest dork in the world, but I bet you anything he gets all the ladies. Why ? Because women love when you waste money on nice cars and for a 6 year old nerd kid, that's a nice car.

From LikeCool
The Junior 35 MPH Classic Corvette is perfect for rich kids! This is the 2/3-scale, gasoline-powered replica of a 1956 Corvette C1, renowned for racing at Florida's famous Sebring International Raceway.Powered by reach a maximum speed of 35 mph, it can reach a maximum speed of 35 mph. It has automatic transmission; a single shifter controls forward, neutral, and backward movement. It can support 2 riders, supports up to 330 lbs.
I suggest getting it repainted all black and throw some rims up on there to increase your pimpage, kid. I'm not going to lie, I'm kind of hating on the kid because when I was his age my parents got me a junior scale power wheels Jeep. A freaking Jeep! No one likes Jeeps, and that's why my sister was the only girl that would ride with me. It set me up for years of settling for less than quality rides, and thus less than quality pimpage.

Seriously, Christmas is around the corner. If you have a boy that you love. Help his pimpage, don't make the same mistakes my parents did. Oh by the way the thing costs 32 THOUSAND GROUCHO MARXING DOLLARS !

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