Last night I was looking on Netflix for something to kill sometime. I decided I should retreat back into my old nerd habbits of highschool and watch something with no redeeming value what so ever. So I typed in Tom Arnold's name...and there it was, exactly what I described... Soul Plane, but I decided I wanted to still feel good about myself by the end of the night, so instead I chose Cradle 2 The Grave... which should have been titled "Ow..My Nuts !"I say this because in almost every fight scene someone got kicked or hit in the nuts. The fight choreographer must either be a scorned woman or a man who has issues with his own testicles. Despite the constant ball abuse it was still a pretty good movie. I mean it had Tom Arnold, fights, DMX delivering lines to the best of his ability whithout barking, Jet Li messing people up and Gabrielle Union. I still perfer her in Deliver Us From Eva, but I digress.
It was worth the money I didn't pay for it since it streamed for free and I advise anyone who has a friend that has Netflix to give you his/her password so you can see this movie.(Everyone else.. should see it too, but you'll like it more if you don't pay for it.) Just don't expect Where the Wild Things Are, this movie is dumb but like G.I. Joe it's good dumb fun.
As proof here's a scene where Jet Li both, fights with and uses a lil person to fight:
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